A Girl’s Gotta Eat

Me: I’m hungry but not terribly motivated. I’ll just roast a red potato or two and toss some tofu in the pan with some generous seasoning.

Also Me: Oh, I really need to use up this onion. Oh, that yellow squash is about to go off. So is that red bell pepper. And I need to use up these tomatoes. What the hell, I’ll throw in some baby spinach, too.