11 June, 2008

That's Just Crazy Talk!

My Wordle cloud, representative of my blog in March, 2008.

28 January, 2008

My Brain Amuses Me, Sometimes

For some reason, whenever I see the abbreviation for State of the Union, my brain reinterprets SOTU to STFU. I suppose it's because I can't stand to hear King George speak (oh, the rage just a few syllables of the bullshit he spews provokes) and my brain is actually screaming at him to STFU.

So there it is then. Did any of you watch/listen to King George's STFU address?

Labels: huh, whatever

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28 August, 2007

Scene From A Lunchroom

I'm in the kitchen at work, picking through a bag of trail mix, selecting the pieces of dried fruit that I like. (The nuts in the mix always seem stale to me because they've absorbed moisture from the fruit despite the fact that it's "dried" fruit. But I digress.)

My boss: "It doesn't do any good; there's always way more of the ones you don't want in there."

Me: "Wow, in that one sentence, you've described my entire love life!"

Fin.

Labels: huh, whatever

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11 July, 2007

When 80's Arcade Stars Go Bad

When 80's Arcade Game Stars Go Bad
Originally uploaded by Planet Vicster.

The circled headline reads "Pacman cited for vehicular violations in Tennessee".

Labels: huh, in the news

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29 June, 2007

Mika Brzezinski is my heroine!

She not only objected to leading with the story of Paris Hilton, she flat-out REFUSED to read it, even going so far as to try to set fire to the copy! It's one glimmer of light in the dimness that is the mainstream media.

Labels: huh

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07 June, 2007

Sumofagun!

My humble little domain is now blocked in China.

edited to add: I wonder if it's a "technical" issue as I've tried a couple of domains that China shouldn't even show up on their radar and they come up as blocked, too. I'll check it again in a few days, if I've a mind to...

Labels: banned, censorship, China, huh, whatever

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04 June, 2007

All Your Base Belong to Wellman

Alternate title: Why I Love Minor League Sports

Mississippi Braves manager Phillip Wellman goes batshit crazy after the plate umpire ejects his pitcher for allegedly using a foreign substance. As a spectator, I think it's fucking hilarious. As a player, I dunno...I'd probably be halfway between amused and horrified.