26 October, 2007
Oh, Give Me An F'in Break!
Miss England, Georgia Horsley, has been told by Miss World pageant officials to put on some weight because, as Ms. Horsley put it, "[pageant organizers want] their girls to be more voluptuous and womanly and curvy, you know, rather than the stick-thin, size-0 models that you see around." (Ms. Horsley is, for the record, a size 4.)
The thing is, she says she tends toward a more athletic, boyish build. To her credit, she's vowed to put on those extra inches by eating healthily (oily fish, nuts, avocado, etc.). So the obvious question is, what if those healthy fats go straight to her waist/thighs/chin/whatever?
"I'll obviously scrap the idea and I'll just accept the fact that I'm a naturally athletic build and can't do the curves." says, she.
Hey, here's a really radical idea: Why don't you just skip all that and just ACCEPT YOUR NATURAL BUILD and tell the pageant officials to GO FUCK THEMSELVES!
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