03 October, 2006
Confidential to the City of Oakland and Law Enforcement Systems, Inc.
Lemme break it down for you:
1. I do not respond well to threats.
2. I remember the parking ticket you claim is unpaid. It was my very first day working for the Miserable Troll and I inadvertently parked on Chabot Street on a street cleaning day. My bad.
3. I paid the fucking ticket THREE YEARS AGO.
4. Someone should do a better job of either a) data entry or b) reading the bloody records.
5. Did I mention this? I DON'T RESPOND WELL TO THREATS.
6. You want to deny me renewing the registration on my old Hyundai? I haven't had that car for two years.
7. I have the cancelled check sitting right next to my computer. So bite me.
8. If this has fucked up my credit in any way, YOU WILL FEEL MY WRATH. And it won't feel good.
9. I expect this to be cleared up, with a full apology for wasting MY time, within 15 days. You're lucky I don't bill you for the hour+ you have wasted and for the copy of the check and for the postage.
10. In case you've missed it, I DON'T RESPOND WELL TO THREATS.
Assholes.
P.S. Maybe I should send you guys the bill for THIS:
~~ victoria on 7:29 PM ~~ 3 comments
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Someday, I may need an Enforcer. May I choose you?
By
Gary, at
8:48 PM
You know I've got your back, my friend!
By
victoria, at
7:45 AM
Yeah, good luck with that. Last time they fucked up the db with our tickets, they [wrongfully] towed our car and charged us $1k to get it back.
By
gwen, at
10:53 AM