02 September, 2006
Adventuresome chores
A couple of questions that frequently come up when one vacuums the apartment without putting on her glasses or installing her contact lenses:
Q: What was that big thing the vacuum inhaled? The thing that made a big "schlooooop-poop!" sound?
A: Switch off the vacuum and take a quick tour of the apartment. OK, both cats accounted for. And every shoe that's not in the closet has its mate. <shrug> Continue vacuuming.
Q: What is that odd "thump thump thump thumpthumpthumpthump!" noise coming from the computer?
A: Upon closer inspection, it seems Simon has activated a window by plopping his big fuzzy arse down on the computer keyboard, causing the computer to cry for help. "GERROFF Simon!!!"
~~ victoria on 11:22 PM ~~ 0 comments
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