If you are so exceedingly rude as to hork a lungful of cigarette smoke in someone's face, you forfeit your right to be offended if someone slightly upwind of you passes gas.


(My tears were part having to deal with the smoke blown into my eyes by that obnoxious twat and part from laughing so hard...it's not often you get to be an eyewitness--so to speak--to Instant Karma. And no, I was not the "slightly upwind" party, but an innocent bystander.)




NOW GROOVIN' TO: Romeo from the album "The Best of Wipers and Greg Sage" by Wipers