I am NOT a happy cat! I don't know much about this "halloween" thing, but there have been a lot of loud small humans pounding on my door all evening. And mom keeps opening the door and talking to these loud small humans. And as if all that weren't bad enough, now my big bowl of chocolates is empty!!! SHE GAVE AWAY ALL MY CHOCOLATES!

There will be payback. I can't get to all those loud small humans, but I can gack a big ol' hairball on mom's head at 4:00 a.m.

That is all.

    ~~Simon

NOW GROOVIN' TO: Exhuming McCarthy from the album "Document" by R.E.M.