Steal a parking place away from a guy driving a car with a license plate indicating he's a war veteran...with a purple heart. Wonder if that's how he got the patch over his eye? I wanted to back up toward the woman in the Honda so that Purple Heart Veteran Guy could have the space I was vacating (since he was there first and had his turn signal on), but she was bearing down on my bumper!

What could Trader Joe's possibly have that is worth stealing a parking space away from anyone, least of all a Purple Heart Veteran Guy (with an eye patch)?!?