Of course, we all know that Ken's fear of commitment to Barbie (they've "dated" for 43 years...I do believe that beats the Oprah Winfrey/Steadman Graham record!) was down to Ken being gay (I mean come on...the fake tan, and that hair was just soooo obvious, and I don't even have "gaydar").

I'll look forward to a cat fight between them over "Blaine" the Aussie boogie border.